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Talk to the hand

It’s Thursday morning
I leave the house at 7.45 am
I’m early I think
We report to work at 9 and the several days I’ve been late jokes are made about my imaginary girlfriend making me late
I always want to reply with “we are trying for a baby” and see the expression ๐Ÿ˜€
I’m lucky I find an almost full bus at the bus stop and board
Picky picky ponky
I choose to sit near the second lady with natural blow dried hair
Hi
Hi
So umm
No I’m busy talk to the hand!

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Silence
I breath into my hand. I think my oral hygiene is okay.
Takes out my phone and tell Henry about it. Guy just laughs at me.

The struggle continues…

 

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What women want…in Men

If you’re a man and you are about to read this to the end, you are welcome don’t mention it! Hey ladies anything this infographic leaves out? Do tell in the comment section ๐Ÿ™‚
 

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