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The Interview

08 Feb

My niece is turning three today
I am supposed to be the guy to make memories into portraits
Yes I’m the camera guy
My cousin says I be there early
Since she good to me when I want free food (read chapos) I cannot disappoint
I leave the house early
I had been given some medicines for my tonsils yesterday and told to refrain from taking alcohol for five days
I know there will be alcohol
There is the sadness that I’ll be the sobber one
But at least this time mom won’t see me drink and she can go slow on the preaching on the negatives of alcohol
She thought I had stopped drinking until my cousin told them how we were ‘tumlevis’ with my other cousins! All that knowing my limits and holding my liquor for nothing man.
So I’m on the bus. Yeah yeah the bus has been my best hunting ground so far.
We are waiting for it to fill
I see her across the street, good Lord she had thighs πŸ™‚
I cross my fingers and hope she’ll board our bus and come sit next to me
Guess what?
You guessed right!
She did come sit next to me πŸ™‚
She had these lovely fingers
I start thinking how to start a conversation talking about a persons fingers without coming off as a weirdo
Hey you have lovely fingers, nope never
You know you can tell much about a person by the way they take care of their fingers? Nope weird too
What’s the secret to such lovely fingers? Just quit it Mackel!
She whips out this huge Microsoft phone. Must have been six inches
You know men. Size matters. We obsess with size.
Haha get your head straight! πŸ˜›
Hey is that Microsoft?
Yes it is.
Why windows phone? Why not say android or iPhone?
I just liked this one
Anything you dislike about it?
Mmmh nah
I spot this huge billboard of share a coke
If I want to share a coke with you what name do I look out for in the fridge?
She thinks
My first name is not there. But you will sure find Wambui.
Smiling
I wanted to know your name just decided to use the long route
I know
Smiles
I’ve been wanting to tell you this, but didn’t know how to
Oh please don’t tell me I was love at first sight already
Haha not that
So you do have lovely fingers
She stares at them for some seconds
Thanks
I hope that is not weird, I know men shouldn’t notice these things
Nah, its okay
Smiles
What do you do Wambui?
I’m an economist
Dang, you are those people we’d copy assignments on “the classical economic theory”
Laughs
I also was one of the copy cats
No, no way
Yep I did it too
More laughs
So what is the craziest thing you have done lately?
Hmmm. Thinking
I went for jet skiing on December holidays. That was one hell of a fun activity. I love adrenaline rush. Yourself?
I did bungee a little over a year ago
No way
Yes, I did. Tops my list of adrenaline stuff I ever did.
I’d love to do it too. Where did you do it?
Sagana. Savage wilderness if I remember the name correctly
I have to do it too, let’s see how this year goes
The bus gets to town
So I’m going to the salon, I guess I’ll see you around?
Wait, can I have your number?
Let me have yours instead
I give her my number
Guess this is like an interview, don’t call me I’ll call you
We laugh
Bye Mackel
Bye Wambui have a good one

Well I don’t know if my performance is still being reviewed. I don’t know if I passed or failed the shortlisting to earn a call back. But I am just crossing my fingers
Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted lol!

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15 responses to “The Interview

  1. KuiwaNjuguna

    February 8, 2015 at 11:23 am

    Haha wah! You are becoming good.

     
    • mackel9

      February 8, 2015 at 1:45 pm

      Stop flattering me Kui, how come I’m not seeing results? I want instant things hehehe

       
      • KuiwaNjuguna

        February 8, 2015 at 2:27 pm

        Delayed reinforcements are always best lol

         
      • mackel9

        February 8, 2015 at 2:40 pm

        Delayed gratification and me are not too much of friends. I struggle with patience at times, unless you want to throw me on a promising lead, that i may try out πŸ™‚

         
      • KuiwaNjuguna

        February 8, 2015 at 2:43 pm

        But one can hardly loose in this game…in the end there’s always someone for you- and the wait is usually worth it

         
      • mackel9

        February 8, 2015 at 2:54 pm

        You sound so reassured… You must know something I don’t… Let me wait and see whats in store for me. Though it would be better if it was out in the open and not stores…

         
      • KuiwaNjuguna

        February 8, 2015 at 2:58 pm

        Haha trust me we are blind in this together….wait with your eyes and arms open ready to grab the opportunity when the stores open up lol

         
      • mackel9

        February 8, 2015 at 3:30 pm

        Wide open ey? I’m wide and open alright hehehe

         
      • KuiwaNjuguna

        February 8, 2015 at 3:32 pm

        Lmao!!! Okay if you say so.

         
  2. KuiwaNjuguna

    February 8, 2015 at 3:16 pm

    Btw I see you giving Pwanifri business guides lol πŸ˜‰ you cant find me lmao!

     
    • mackel9

      February 8, 2015 at 3:35 pm

      Where do you see that? What’s your twitter handle? It’s not guides i just want a better product from them. They converted me into a customer but everytime I buy and carry that container by the time I get to the house that paperbag is usually too oily… A foil at the mouth would sort that out… Haiya we were playing hide and seek? Okay just come out, you win i cannot find you πŸ˜‰

       
      • KuiwaNjuguna

        February 8, 2015 at 3:37 pm

        Oh I see…yeah that’d be annoying. I dont use them but I have heard good things. No, I wont come out – maybe if you close your eyes lol

         
      • mackel9

        February 8, 2015 at 3:46 pm

        I like the cap makes my work easier. My eyes are closed πŸ™‚

         
  3. Savvy Kenya (@savvykenya)

    February 9, 2015 at 8:05 am

    I see the bus has truly become a hunting ground..

     

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