People who can’t hold their drink

25 Oct

Kweli jana kuliendaje (aje)

Kweli jana nililewaje (aje)

Kweli jana nilifanyaje (aje)

Yo wasee niambie kuliendaje

There goes a popular genge tune by Mejja telling the everyday story of the habitual drunk, from one to many to an eventual black out. So today my beef is with people who can’t hold their drink, they know it but they never stop when the hit the limit. Drinking it not like orgasm which is unstoppable once you pass the point of no return. And what maddens me most is once a blackouter always a blackouter!! The same old guys are the ones who puke and blackout every time you go out, and end up spoiling the fun for the others.

And when you go out with such a person you have to cut your plans short, even if you had already started connecting with that pretty lass or hunk you met at the bar. All that effort goes to waste, if the club is modest you will be told to go out, otherwise the bouncers will throw you out the moment you start messing it for the other patrons. You have to arrange for a cab, and take these guys valuables since they are already in that drunken ‘nirvana’ and don’t have a care for the world, but will blame you later on if they lose them! I have had my experience where my boy blacks out even before the party starts. Being my ‘brothers keeper’ I can’t look the other way and pretend nothing happened. I have been forced to abandon everything else and start looking for ways of getting a half dead full grown ass man home!

So here’s the deal, please know your limit, I’d rather a tipsy peep than a knocked out one. If the price motivates you to drink more, buy something more expensive. People who take henney, Malibu and blue Smirnoff never drink the whole bottle! So if you can’t help taking those napoleons, Kenya kanes by the litre and chewing out develop an exquisite taste and am sure we’ll have this problem under control. And there goes my two cents to all you if you can’t hold you drink!

Blame it on the goose

Got you feeling loose

Blame it on patron

Got you in the zone

Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

Blame it on the vodka

Blame it on the Henney

Blame it on blue top, gotcha feeling dizzy

Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol CRAP THAT!!



Posted by on October 25, 2010 in Just Random


15 responses to “People who can’t hold their drink

  1. mrsmwiti

    October 26, 2010 at 5:09 am

    Thought passing out was part of the fun, no? Reminds me of a tweet i read last week about someone being concerned about drinking with their fat friends…

    • mackel9

      October 26, 2010 at 9:25 am

      If you are the one passing out maybe to you its fun. But if you always the reasonable one, or the one to be a guardian when you out, it’s no longer sweet! Ever carried a grown person with puke? Guess not, ask those who have and its never that fun :). So what about fat people and drinking? LOL

      • mrsmwiti

        October 26, 2010 at 12:52 pm

        It’s carrying them that would be a problem

      • mackel9

        October 28, 2010 at 8:55 am

        Haha true!

  2. mj usher

    October 26, 2010 at 8:46 am

    after exams i decided to hold a sweet liquor for an hour.nakwambia ilienda mpaka che

    • mackel9

      October 26, 2010 at 9:30 am

      Its just that I know you are a responsible drinker otherwise, I would be asking where you woke up at… hehe

  3. Shekyn

    October 26, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    I don’t drink so much, but I assure you that someone who does, will enjoy this piece.

    • mackel9

      October 28, 2010 at 8:56 am

      Actually am teetoller! But had an experience that prompted me to write this…

  4. henry mwenda

    October 26, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    though am a drinker i also dont like these characters

  5. Spartan Cat

    November 2, 2010 at 4:05 am

    Hey, Word Bro! But warning, if a brother/sistah insists on ‘drinkin’, i’m outta there like a bat outta hell! The only other thing worse that a drunk (tipsy or comatose) is a smoker!

    • mackel9

      November 2, 2010 at 3:30 pm

      I never knew bats feared hell!!! 😀


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